by Christine

WARNING: Please do not take these seriously. I have no way of knowing the facts on each of the following statements. Unless of course number 1 is true and begets me a Nobel Prize. PLEASE CONTACT ME TO AWARD ME MY NOBEL PRIZE.

1. Global Warming:

Global Warming is being caused by Arizona. In a recent documentary, it was stated that instead of growing up, like most cities do, due to limited space, Arizona is instead growing out into desert land. The sun beats down bright and hot on the Arizona sand. Normally what would happen is that the sun beats down onto the sand, and the heat rises back up into the atmosphere, as does it happen in the Sahara Desert, in Africa. Since people are placing numerous homes on the Arizona floor, the heat being emitted back into the atmosphere is not as hot and bright, therefore affecting the warming patterns across the nation.

I believe that the Sahara Desert and Arizona counteract each other with regards to heat. When they emit heat into the atmosphere properly, they keep the Earth balanced. Since Arizona is not performing as well as the Sahara, due to the overgrowth of communities, there isn't a balance anymore thereby causing Global Warming. (Any scientist can take off with this, pick it apart or think about it in more detail; but at least I gave a starting point.) The fix, in my opinion, is to not grow out anymore. In fact, all homes currently in the process of being built out, need to stop. Instead bring the cities closer and build up.

2. The Anti-Christ:

Speculation is always made, among Christians, on who will be the Anti-Christ. I ask you this? In an Internet/communications era, does it have to come in the form of a man? I have noticed that Google is on the mouths of most consumers and businesses alike. At this point, most people are flocking to Google because it is powerful and all encompassing. Doesn't it also do stuff that we never thought possible? Doesn't it keep coming out with more and more things to impress users and non users alike? So I ask you this, can the Anti-Christ come in the form of an idea ran by many, but thought up by one man? (If Google reads this, please know, I make these statements in jest, none of it is reality, just my insane mentality )

3. The Death of Heath Ledger:

As speculation grows as to what happened to cause him to die, I too, have come up with my own opinion. Upon playing the role of a Gay Cowboy in the movie "Brokeback Mountain" I can only surmise that he realized that he was gay. Since his realization, he had a hard time personally coming to terms with his thoughts and emotions. So he started needed help sleeping, etc. He would have been liked still had he "come out" as a gay man, but probably didn't feel like that was the case. So as his thoughts raced, he needed help getting to sleep and took too many. Yes it was accidental, but it was playing the role in the movie that started a chain of events leading up to his death.

Hope you enjoyed my conspiracy theories - I will write more as I think of them. Other than that however I am all thought out.

Pain free air hugs to all.